Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Man Utd’s Wilfried Zaha denies he is sleeping with David Moyes’ daughter

Manchester United’s lacklustre performances so far this season under David Moyes, has begged a number of questions about the former Everton boss.

Ashley Young’s regular starts, Anderson’s appearances, the lack of Shinji Kagawa for much of the season have all been heavily criticised by Manchester United fans and seemingly the rest of the planet.

As one of just three summer signings, Wilfried Zaha has been one of those players that would have been expected to play a lot more for Manchester United this season.

With no goals from open play in the Premier League since the opening day and some fine performances for Crystal Palace in their promotion season, Zaha has been billed as a potential saviour for Moyes and Manchester United.

Zaha has played precisely zero minutes of football for Manchester United in the Premier League, so there must be another reason why he hasn’t started for David Moyes.

Hence the rumour (above) and quick denial from Zaha today, below.


  1. hahahahaha.. Zaha to sharp

  2. i knew there was sumthing behindZaha not playing.. omo if this gist is tru, Zaha will only for ManU until Sir Alex is appointed coach again