Sportunes Humor

A husband was engrossed in a magazine while his wife was reading the newspaper. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Get this," she said. "Some guy put an ad in here offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmmmm," her husband mumbled, still engrossed in his magazine. Wanting to test him, she asked, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not!" he said. "That's so sweet," she replied. "Tell me why not." "Heck, the season's more than half over!" he said.