The former England captain revealed he was cheered on by Man United teammates while staring at a calendar for legend Clayton Blackmore.
These days a sports team initiation is loosely planned around drinking a cocktail of booze and body fluids through a dirty old sock.
But things were a little different back in the early nineties as David Beckham reveals he still squirms over his football sex forfeit.
As a teenager Beckham’s teammates at Manchester United egged him on to perform an embarrassing sex act while looking at a calendar of follow Old Trafford legend Clayton Blackmore.
“Everyone had an initiation that you had to go through on the youth team, that was one of the most uncomfortable ones,” he told Metro.
“The fact that I had to look at Clayton Blackmore’s calendar and do certain things, while looking at Clayton Blackmore – I mean, it was embarrassing to talk about.”
It’s worth noting here we’ve probably written the name Clayton Blackmore more times than we will ever need to again in our entire lives.
The incident will appear in The Class of 92 documentary which details his arrival in the football world with other Man United stars Nicky Butt, Gary and Phil Neville, Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs.
The former England captain has revealed that if there’s ever going to be a biopic made about him then he’d quite like Brad Pitt for the starring role.
“I think Brad would be the obvious choice. I'd like Brad to be playing me - him or Leonardo DiCaprio, one of the two,” he told Talksport Radio.
Giving his choices a quick think and remembering the sharp-eyed hottie from The Hangover (no, not Alan), Becks, added: “Or Bradley Cooper.”
The dad of four then shook the airwaves with the most obvious statement of all time: “They're not bad looking guys."
David, 38, finished his illustrious football career in May, but says he's had plenty of opportunity to stay in shape since.
The charming role model admits his children - Brooklyn, 14, Romeo, 12, Cruz, nine, and two-year-old Harper, with wife Victoria - keep him on his toes.
He added: "I had four months where I literally didn't do one bit of any physical activity but then I gradually started to do it, I'm chasing four kids around.
"I think Victoria is waiting for me to get a couple of tires around my waist but right now it's not happening, thankfully."